TUTTI FUCKING FRUTTI– (via themidnightboom)
So, you’re obviously the big dick, and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision… …but they’re not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy… …and have...